I would like to apply to your most esteemed medical program! I am an incoming MS1 and am perfectly qualified to preform all of the scut work required of a medical student in return for a top notch medical education.
I will bring a number of qualities to your hospital staff & medical teams that may not be present… Positive qualities that I can bring to any medical team are my positive, laid back attitude; my quaint southern charm; a “charming” southern drawl; lots of down home sayings; the ability to think quick on my feet & some minor medical experiences.
My medical experience thus far comes from creative last minute solutions to problems that my family has encountered over the years. I have made crutches out of a 2x4 after I broke my leg fixin the roof after the last hurricane. I have lanced the boil on my Dad’s back and packed it with alcohol on some cotton balls. I have also made an emergency catheter for my grandpa after he thought he was gonna pass out from his prostate problems, but that’s a conversation for another day.
My weaknesses are coffee and huntin’. I may or may not be a coffee “addict” and usually call in for a day off on the first days of Deer, Duck & Squirrel seasons. I am also prone to vasovagal episodes when I see babys being born, so OB/GYN probably shouldn’t be where I work regularly; unless yall find people passin’ out to be comical.
Being a medical student at your center would be an honor and would be the chance of a life time!!!
You have been accepted! As an MS1, your main job will be to study and provide occasional donuts to the break room (no “special” donuts, please). It would also be appreciated if you would submit your PMTH Morning Report Post sometime before Christmas on any medical topic you choose.
Also, have you been made aware of the Southern Belle Medblr Dynasty (with its own tag and everything)? Southern Belles and Gentlemen are most welcome.